never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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