I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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