clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Mom said you looked used
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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