i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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