so let's talk penis.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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