she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Couch. On fire.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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