i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
