I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
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and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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