This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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