What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i think i have two assholes
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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