you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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