I am puke
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'm gonna fight the coyote
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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