Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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