this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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