so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
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at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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