Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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