Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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