have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
