ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
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Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Operation Purity has been aborted
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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