Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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