i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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