Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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