You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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