I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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