Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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