i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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