Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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