Sry I called you an 8
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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