STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
