guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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