He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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