Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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