had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
All the doctor said was why
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
