he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i came on her dog
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Randomize