Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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