You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
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i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
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you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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