its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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