Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
There's always time for handjobs
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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