all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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