what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
