How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we made out on top of his cat.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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