she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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