So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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