I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
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You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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