Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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