New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
it was like eating out sand paper
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
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Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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