Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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