D3 body, D1 cock
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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