I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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