It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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