maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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