your parents love me but you hate me
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
Randomize
