I'm going to jail i love you
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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