Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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