you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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