You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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