I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
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