Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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