So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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