My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
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You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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