belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
