one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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